Why would anyone do such a thing?

Your horse is about to get his punk ass capped, nugz.

Hey, I've got no sympathy for White. He's a silly bugger who's lost his Knight and ends up with about four of his pieces tied up in a relatively minor encounter. Wikipedia informs me that he wins about 1/3 of matches played this way, but frankly I question how any players were bloody stupid enough to play this enough times to produce statistically significant data.

You play as black? You backwards redcoats.

Damn, and I thought this topic was actually going to be about liver.



Everyone cool plays as black, firecheetah. EVERYONE.

BLACK PPL TALK LIKE THIS

WABBA WACKITY WACK

WHITE PPL TALK LIKE THIS

HUR DERP HUR DAP

Truer words have never been spoken.

Actually I do usually play white, but I was reading about chess openings and used that as a sort of virtual chessboard to set up the Fried Liver Attack. When I realised the horror of it, I just felt compelled to share it with you all.