Why do old people suck so bad? I seriously hate them. They are useless and they stink and they're gross and, like, why couldn't you have people stay young looking for 80 years, and THEN kill them of old age?

Love,

f-cheetz <3

But doesn't having old people around make you appreciate not-old people that much more?

Yeah. It proves that if there is a god, hes a total dick. Because he wont let us die young in a dignified manner. He gets off on watching our mind and bodies rot.