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Majoraslayer
Or rather, I would have if I needed to prove my manliness. Since it speaks for itself, I bought two bunnies instead.

The first I named Midna, as she is completely white with the exception of the solid black around her eyes. The logic here is that she is in the "twilight" between light and dark. Truth be told, she looks emo but there are no attractive emo names.

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The second I named Pepper, as she is white with speckled fur.

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Please forgive the blurs; its hard to keep them still for photos. I was saving this for ZP, BUT ITS GONE FOREVER sad.gif
Priestess_of_Farore
Everything in that post was kind of gay on at least one or two levels.


Still, BUNNIES. emo-ooooo.gif
darthmethodist
SO CUTE!!! emo-ooooo.gif
Furzmet
Your Midna reminds me of a story I read once called Bunnicula. It was about a "vampire" bunny.
Largo
Velociraptor, Bunny, same difference. You've seen the Holy Grail right? Midna looks just like that bunny.
symuun
Midna could be a Goth, I suppose. But while Goth names are sometimes cool (and I do stress the "sometimes", my brother being just Mikey), I think Midna is pretty much the most awesome name any bunny could receive.
darthmethodist
QUOTE (Furzmet @ Apr 1 2008, 01:20 PM)
Your Midna reminds me of a story I read once called Bunnicula. It was about a "vampire" bunny.

FUCK YEAH BUNNICULA

I read every single book when I was a kid. I ate that shit up with a side of beans.
SonicShadow23
The bunny that sucked the color out of vegetables, right?
darthmethodist
There was also a dog. I think his name was Hector. And a cat who was an enormous asshole and he kept getting in Hector(?)'s shit.
Evy-kun
QUOTE (Priestess_of_Farore @ Apr 1 2008, 02:03 AM)
Everything in that post was kind of gay on at least one or two levels.


Still, BUNNIES. emo-ooooo.gif

I dont think the fact that he put a lot of effort into writing a name and all he could get was 'Pepper' is helping the gay case. emo-shifty.gif

STILL, BUNNNIIIIIIIIES emo-ooooo.gif
Majoraslayer
QUOTE (Priestess_of_Farore @ Apr 1 2008, 02:03 AM)
Everything in that post was kind of gay on at least one or two levels.


Still, BUNNIES. emo-ooooo.gif

I must have missed something, because I still don't see what the hell you're talking about. emo-emote_1.gif
xliunx
Midna has such giant, adorable eyes. emo-eee.gif She looks more like an "Isabella" to me than a Midna, though.

So did you just randomly feel like purchasing some pet rabbits or are you planning an exotic dinner of some sort? emo-ooooo.gif
darthmethodist
Ooooh I love rabbit.

I remember one time I ate at some fancy restaurant and I had, fucking... like, it was rabbit stuffed with duck. It was so incredibly hedonistic but it was the bomb.com. I felt like a viking.
Priestess_of_Farore
QUOTE (xliunx @ Apr 1 2008, 02:33 PM)
Midna has such giant, adorable eyes. emo-eee.gif She looks more like an "Isabella" to me than a Midna, though.

So did you just randomly feel like purchasing some pet rabbits or are you planning an exotic dinner of some sort? emo-ooooo.gif

That sounds either incredibly sad or incredibly delicious.
Majoraslayer
QUOTE (xliunx @ Apr 1 2008, 03:33 PM)
Midna has such giant, adorable eyes. emo-eee.gif She looks more like an "Isabella" to me than a Midna, though.

So did you just randomly feel like purchasing some pet rabbits or are you planning an exotic dinner of some sort? emo-ooooo.gif

I took my g/f to the pet shop to buy some goldfish, and found that the rabbits were only $10 from Easter. So, we decided to randomly pick up two of them. In "we", I mean "she" wanted them and I bought them to make her happy. Turns out, I like them a lot too. emo-biggrin-1.gif
Pinflan Jinglewit
I bet they're soft.
Goddess Din
If you take out of context Pinflan's post, it sounds weird. :shift:


I always go crazy over small, furry animals, so pardon this outburts: OMG, BABY RABBITS. emo-ooooo.gif
Largo
QUOTE (Pinflan Jinglewit @ Apr 1 2008, 08:44 PM)
I bet they're soft.

as soft as sand!
Big Clock
my lady
DrkMtx3
A real man hunts velociraptors.

Pussy.
xliunx
What if he bought them so he could release them into his 800 acre dinosaur terrarium and let them breed and then let some into the wild and THEN hunt them? emo-ooooo.gif
DrkMtx3
He should have birthed his own velociraptors, like a man.
Goddess Din
emo-shifty.gif






So a pregnant man is only pregnant if he gives birth to velociraptors?
Largo
yes
Big Clock
She finally catches on.



It's the ciiiiircle, the circle of liiiife
xliunx
Oh, I understood it as a pregnant man could only retain his manhood by giving birth to velociraptors. 'Cause I mean, if a pregnant man is indeed pregnant, then he's pregnant regardless of what he pops out of his...um....uh...well, his--

Hm. emo-shifty.gif
Evy-kun
They claw their way out. emo-looove.gif
Majoraslayer
I think the man with the bunnies in this topic is the only one who isn't completely sexually confused. laugh.gif
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