I Willingly Killed My Computer

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Reversible

31st March 2008 - 05:27 AM

Yeaaaaaah. Long story involving the ex-boyfriend and his jealous girlfriend and my computer running out of space, but yesterday I decided to wipe my drive clean and start afresh.

I miss my illegal copy of photoshop. And since I've vowed not to illegal things anymore, I will not have it again for a while.

You should all mourn my loss of programs. I'm slowly rebuilding my desktop, but ... it's so empty and it's making me oh so ronry.

Big Clock

31st March 2008 - 05:29 AM

Well it's good that you're not going to illegal things anymore.

Majoraslayer

31st March 2008 - 05:29 AM

Everything becomes "legal" with quotations marks

Dark_Nayru

31st March 2008 - 05:30 AM

D:

Get The Gimp. It's free, and you can download a Photoshop UI for it.

Reversible

31st March 2008 - 05:35 AM

Does Ben have problem with my usage of verbalizing illegal?

@DN: What are Gimp and PS UI?

@Majoraman:

No, I'm trying to become a model citizen.

Majoraslayer

31st March 2008 - 05:36 AM

I'm a "model citizen".

See how easy that is, Makink?

Big Clock

31st March 2008 - 05:38 AM

I had sex with a "prostitute" last night.

HEY it works!

Reversible

31st March 2008 - 05:39 AM

Whoa, that's an amazing trick, "Majoraslayer"!

All I has is MSPaint now and it nearly killed me just to make these screenshots of my vague desktop.

Priestess_of_Farore

31st March 2008 - 05:40 AM

QUOTE (Big Clock @ Mar 30 2008, 10:38 PM)

I had sex with a "prostitute" last night.

HEY it works!

It's not a prostitue if you run out on the bill!

Big Clock

31st March 2008 - 05:40 AM

I like your thinking.

Really though, I'll pay you later, I promise.

Reversible

31st March 2008 - 05:40 AM

Poffy, I like how that shoutout is still in your sig.

Majoraslayer

31st March 2008 - 05:41 AM

QUOTE (Priestess_of_Farore @ Mar 30 2008, 11:40 PM)

QUOTE (Big Clock @ Mar 30 2008, 10:38 PM)

I had sex with a "prostitute" last night.

HEY it works!

It's not a prostitue if you run out on the bill!

That would be shoplifting

Dark_Nayru

31st March 2008 - 05:43 AM

QUOTE (Reversible @ Mar 30 2008, 09:35 PM)

Does Ben have problem with my usage of verbalizing illegal?

@DN: What are Gimp and PS UI?

@Majoraman:

No, I'm trying to become a model citizen.

http://www.gimpshop.com/

MALINK GET ON AIM.

Reversible

31st March 2008 - 05:46 AM

OKAY ALRIGHT FINE BUCK ROGER

Priestess_of_Farore

31st March 2008 - 05:46 AM

QUOTE (Majoraslayer @ Mar 30 2008, 10:41 PM)

QUOTE (Priestess_of_Farore @ Mar 30 2008, 11:40 PM)

QUOTE (Big Clock @ Mar 30 2008, 10:38 PM)

I had sex with a "prostitute" last night.

HEY it works!

It's not a prostitue if you run out on the bill!

That would be shoplifting

Evy-kun

31st March 2008 - 06:05 AM

Its true, i've done it. And thats what the charged me with.

And sexual assault, but that one got overturned on the fact that no witnesses lived to testify.

darthmethodist

31st March 2008 - 11:46 AM

QUOTE (Reversible @ Mar 31 2008, 05:27 AM)

And since I've vowed not to illegal things anymore, I will not have it again for a while.

Why the fuck would you vow something so silly? You realize that if you didn't make that vow, you could have PhotoShop right NOW?

Just to spite you and possibly teach you a lesson about thrift, I'm going to do nothing but play with MY illegal PhotoShop all day today.

Reversible

31st March 2008 - 09:59 PM

Ignore this post, I apparently can't delete posts here.

Reversible

31st March 2008 - 09:59 PM

QUOTE (darthmethodist @ Mar 31 2008, 05:46 AM)

QUOTE (Reversible @ Mar 31 2008, 05:27 AM)

And since I've vowed not to illegal things anymore, I will not have it again for a while.

darthmethodist

31st March 2008 - 10:02 PM

QUOTE (Reversible @ Mar 31 2008, 09:59 PM)

Ignore this post, I apparently can't delete posts here.

Go to EDIT and then hit DELETE. It's under the smilies.

Reversible

31st March 2008 - 10:07 PM

Apparently not on this skin version. Oh well. D:

darthmethodist

31st March 2008 - 10:08 PM

Look harder. It's definitely there.

Zix

31st March 2008 - 10:09 PM

No one talks to me on the instant messengers no more!

darthmethodist

31st March 2008 - 10:09 PM

Maybe you're really, really irritating. I dunno.

Zix

31st March 2008 - 10:12 PM

I dont even know who the hell you are. And if you think I am annoying, you are stupid.

darthmethodist

31st March 2008 - 10:13 PM

How ironic. I know exactly who you are.

Zix

31st March 2008 - 10:14 PM

That is because I am a ZeldaPower legend. Noobs who I have never seen post know who I am....

Now state your name so that I may properly identify you. And by name I mean something I would know you by.

darthmethodist

31st March 2008 - 10:15 PM

Niles you stupid n00b.

Reversible

31st March 2008 - 10:16 PM

Legend?

Zix

31st March 2008 - 10:18 PM

Niles omg wtf.

darthmethodist

31st March 2008 - 10:19 PM

Durr. Don't talk down to me again, boy.

xliunx

31st March 2008 - 10:28 PM

QUOTE (Zix @ Mar 31 2008, 04:14 PM)

Hrm, uh....who is this guy again?

darthmethodist

31st March 2008 - 10:29 PM

I actually have no idea. I think he's some former mod on ZP or something.

Reversible

31st March 2008 - 10:29 PM

QUOTE (liun)

QUOTE (Zix @ Mar 31 2008, 04:14 PM)

Hrm, uh....who is this guy again?

Don't worry about it, my little China doll. We can let him dream for now.

Zane

31st March 2008 - 10:32 PM

Zix: he's firecheetah.

I'm... Zane. of the TPC

darthmethodist

31st March 2008 - 10:35 PM

QUOTE (Zane @ Mar 31 2008, 10:32 PM)

Zix: he's firecheetah

Yeah because I can't change my name.

Largo

31st March 2008 - 10:37 PM

The question for me is, Who is Reversible?

darthmethodist

31st March 2008 - 10:38 PM

Rhymes with "Miforce_Bing."

Reversible

31st March 2008 - 10:39 PM

Mmm, doggies in bikinis are the best.

Big Clock

31st March 2008 - 10:39 PM

WHO IS BIG CLOCK

darthmethodist

31st March 2008 - 10:40 PM

QUOTE (Reversible @ Mar 31 2008, 10:39 PM)

Mmm, doggies in bikinis are the best.

When your dogs fail to get you off, you use lolis.

Reversible

31st March 2008 - 10:40 PM

I DON'T KNOW BUT I THINK IT'S A EUPHEMISM FOR THE SIZE OF THEIR VAGINA

Reversible

31st March 2008 - 10:40 PM

QUOTE (darthmethodist @ Mar 31 2008, 04:40 PM)

QUOTE (Reversible @ Mar 31 2008, 10:39 PM)

Mmm, doggies in bikinis are the best.

When your dogs fail to get you off, you use lolis.

Mmm, lucky Star children are second best.

Largo

31st March 2008 - 11:10 PM

QUOTE (Reversible @ Mar 30 2008, 09:27 PM)

Long story involving the ex-boyfriend

" Rhymes with "Miforce_Bing."'

MAKES SENSE NOW

SonicShadow23

1st April 2008 - 03:27 AM

WHO IS SONICSHADOW23?!

Largo

1st April 2008 - 03:29 AM

Must be Nuffy

SonicShadow23

1st April 2008 - 03:47 AM

True. Everyone's Nuffy.

Niroht

1st April 2008 - 03:47 AM

Then who is Slash?

Evy-kun

1st April 2008 - 03:54 AM

Slash is everything and nothing.

Big Clock

1st April 2008 - 03:55 AM

I sent Slash an email inviting him back for the anniversary. I don't think it worked though.

Niroht

1st April 2008 - 03:55 AM

@Evan: So, he's Nuffy?

SonicShadow23

1st April 2008 - 03:56 AM

QUOTE (Niroht @ Mar 31 2008, 10:55 PM)

@Evan: So, he's Nuffy?

Bingo.

Evy-kun

1st April 2008 - 04:00 AM

QUOTE (Niroht @ Mar 31 2008, 09:55 PM)

@Evan: So, he's Nuffy?

Bingo, mother fucker.

Nuffy is a kind of internet Ouroboros

SonicShadow23

1st April 2008 - 04:01 AM

I like not having censors here.

....

COCK

I CAN SAY COCK

AND COCKPIT

AND SHUTTLECOCK

FUCK YEAH, COCK.

darthmethodist

1st April 2008 - 04:02 AM

COCKS

EVERYWHERE

DIPPED IN FUCK

Niroht

1st April 2008 - 04:03 AM

PISS

SonicShadow23

1st April 2008 - 04:03 AM

SHIT.

Evy-kun

1st April 2008 - 04:03 AM

QUOTE (SonicShadow23 @ Mar 31 2008, 10:01 PM)

I like not having censors here.

....

COCK

I CAN SAY COCK

AND COCKPIT

AND SHUTTLECOCK

FUCK YEAH, COCK.

I WILL COCK MY SHOTGUN AND SHOOT IT INTO YOUR PLANE'S COCKPIT

THEN I SHALL BE THE BADMINTON CHAMPION OF THE WORLD.

AND THEN I SHALL GO SNORKELING

FUCK, YEAH

Niroht

1st April 2008 - 04:04 AM

PISS out my ASS

Big Clock

1st April 2008 - 04:06 AM

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

dge.

None of you will ever see me swear.

SonicShadow23

1st April 2008 - 04:07 AM

ASSCLOWN! YOU STOLE MY KILL!

SIR HENRY MOTHERFUCKER!

darthmethodist

1st April 2008 - 04:08 AM

Rainbows!

Niroht

1st April 2008 - 04:09 AM

BLUUUUUUR

darthmethodist

1st April 2008 - 04:12 AM

WHERE'S THE CAKE, NIROHT

YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE CAKE

Niroht

1st April 2008 - 04:12 AM

The cake is a lie

Largo

1st April 2008 - 04:14 AM

FUCKING HOLY SHIT GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER THIS SHIT IS OFF THE CHAIN YOU BITCH HOLY SHIT, NO ASTERIX ANYWHERE FUCK HOLY SHIT

darthmethodist

1st April 2008 - 04:14 AM

Niroht

1st April 2008 - 04:15 AM

****

Big Clock

1st April 2008 - 04:16 AM

boobs

heeheeheeheehee

Largo

1st April 2008 - 04:17 AM

QUOTE (darthmethodist @ Mar 31 2008, 08:14 PM)

**!

SonicShadow23

1st April 2008 - 04:20 AM

If I say certain offensive words, is it still infractionable?

Niroht

1st April 2008 - 04:20 AM

IPB doesn't have infractions.

darthmethodist

1st April 2008 - 04:21 AM

JUST TAKE A PIECE SONICSHADOW23

TAKE IT

Big Clock

1st April 2008 - 04:21 AM

I'm already infractioning all of you once ZP returns for censor-dodging on an official ZP territory.

SonicShadow23

1st April 2008 - 04:22 AM

IT'S RIGHT THERE, YOU...YOU...

DOUBLE person

...OH GOD DAMNIT

darthmethodist

1st April 2008 - 04:22 AM

Largo

1st April 2008 - 04:23 AM

wat?

Niroht

1st April 2008 - 04:23 AM

QUOTE (Big Clock @ Apr 1 2008, 12:21 AM)

I'm already infractioning all of you once ZP returns for censor-dodging on an official ZP territory.

Lol, I haven't said anything that's censored.

darthmethodist

1st April 2008 - 04:23 AM

QUOTE (SonicShadow23 @ Apr 1 2008, 04:22 AM)

IT'S RIGHT THERE, YOU...YOU...

DOUBLE person

...OH GOD DAMNIT

Don't be such a nooooopeGAFAGGOT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boLd4kGIrvU

As seen here.

Evy-kun

1st April 2008 - 05:10 AM

QUOTE (Big Clock @ Mar 31 2008, 10:21 PM)

I'm already infractioning all of you once ZP returns for censor-dodging on an official ZP territory.

NOT IF KAO BANS ME FIRST, BITCH.

Zix

1st April 2008 - 01:53 PM

I think I might come back to ZP, just for fun, just to see if anyone notices.

darthmethodist

1st April 2008 - 01:54 PM

Hahahahaha. Yeeeeah.

Zix

1st April 2008 - 01:58 PM

I did that like... a year ago. If I remember right my name was "The Cheat" and I was loved by all who saw my... probably 57 posts before i got bored and forgot the password.