I banned you again.

;_;


DN, I have recently come into possession of two different colored pantyhose. Would you be interested in telling me which one makes me look hottest?

Y/N

YYYYY

Also, I have banned you so many times now that I have the IP that you're using pretty much memorized.

I'm not that bad of a guy though! =(

I prefer you to all of the other ZP trolls.

<3

I'm sure I'll be an accepted member of ZP again someday.

Someday.

We were prepared to let you back in as "Some Kind of Blue" if it looked like you weren't just there to troll.

But then I think you told PoF that she looked like she had Downs Syndrome.

Hehehe... yeah.

Also, this recent bout of ban dodging and such is brought about by complete boredom and lack of anything to do. ;_;

You could take more pictures of your butt.

Or you could ban-dodge in such a clever, sneaky way that I would never, ever catch you ever.

I'm liking the first idea, honestly. I am incredibly in love with myself.

Also, I just realized you've been personalizing all the banned messages. >P

Usually, I think it's Ben, who just writes ban dodging. No fuuuun.

I mod creatively. It makes banning people a little less tedious.

Actually, it looks like all of the "ban-dodging" ones are symuun. The last two bans Ben gave you are "Hi Drk" and "cool belt".

I think that the most creative ban message actually belongs to Majoraslayer. KirbyKid now sees "NO BUTT HUMPS FOR U" every time he tries to log into ZP.

This... this 'KirbyKid' intrigues me. D:

I found the spoiler to be rather hilarious.

He posted once, and we never saw him again.

I think we found out later that he was some sort of super cop from the future. It was either that or a 16 year old furry artist named Kenneth.

Ben, I assume, has started banning my IP.

Whenever that starts happening, I just consider it a challenge.

I think that banning your IP may have destroyed ZP. It's going really slow right now.

... not for me. >P

ZP's working just fine for me...

Yeah, it was just my computer.

Also, I think that I have banned you six times today. That might be a new personal record.

Aw. <3

Whenever I make an account, I'm tempted to put DrkMtx3 as the referrer so that I can keep track of how many accounts I have that are banned, but then I think that might just set me up for a quicker ban. >.>

Does it matter when you're using names like "what5" and "what6"? Do it.

There's a list of all the banned members in the moderator's Control Panel. I'll have to count all of your accounts one day.

True enough. >P

Surely I rival Roboto's by now.

I think that you lapped Roboto a long time ago. He hasn't been all that active lately, actually.

Excellent.

Ahhhh, a good ban dodge sounds good about right now. But I don't get caught, my last ban dodger got 300+ posts before I got bored.